me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
repeat after me:
there are white people suffering in the world
but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white
there it is
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.